Zombie Jesus Resurrection Day Easter Everyone! Here’s a post about Jesus!
Christianity is, simply put, the cult surrounding the life and death of a 1st Century Palestinian Jew who supposedly was both God’s son and God himself, born of a virgin, performed a few miracles, died for our sins, got resurrected, and ascended bodily into heaven. More specifically, he was born of a virgin whose lineage probably (if you buy the story, which I don’t) never actually left the middle east.
So how in the Hell did we get a Jesus that looks like this?
Well… it was racism, actually.